Alfie (tues tea Mount) - You can sit somewhere else. Alfie (watching TV)- Leave the room.
Me- How did you get on in your spelling test?
Alfie- Yes, brilliant I got them all right.
Me- Wow! You're amazing!! Well done.
(actual test score 0/5)
Alfie (after eczema cream application)- It's okay! I can straighten my legs now...I just have to walk...very... very s l o w l y.
Alfie (on Elis) Well, he can be very, naughty... but you just Never See It!
Alfie- You're off my Christmas list.
Alfie- Tell me a story.
Me- Once upon a time...
Alfie- No, no, no- not one of those!
Me- (playing Nebuchadnezzar) So what can your God do?
Alfie (playing Daniel) Well he taughted me a lot, like if you do stealing you get leprosy. let's see....yep you got it!
Me- Oh no! What can I do?
Alfie- You got to give all the stuff back.
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